where am i from again
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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