so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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