I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So apparently I’m into choking now
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