There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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