someone owes me an orgasm
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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