so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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