four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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