There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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