did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
