Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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