i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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