I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
