That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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