she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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