If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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