I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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