direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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