I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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sex in a hospital.. check
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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