Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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