super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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