dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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