I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
my being single is dangerous.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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