I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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