Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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