I'm eating all of the evidence.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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