apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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