is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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