I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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