Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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