I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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