in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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