If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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