Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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