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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
organizing the empties. That sober.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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