please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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