Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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