mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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