let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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