I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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