your thong is hanging out like whoa
Need sex. Gaining weight.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How naked do you want me to be?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
