The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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