you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
When are your genitals available?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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