i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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