I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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