So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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