I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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