thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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