Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
