I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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So squirting runs in the family.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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