bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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