$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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