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Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself

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Is this the I'm gay speech?

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(609): Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself (1-609): Is this the I'm gay speech? http://tfl.nu/ywd1

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(248): View more from Michigan

SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!

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(248): SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH! http://tfl.nu/111h

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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...

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I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.

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(314): who the fuck is that kid sitting with you... (1-314): I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out. http://tfl.nu/gjl6

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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle

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(860): i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle http://tfl.nu/gxwa

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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter

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(858): threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter http://tfl.nu/n5bo

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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.

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Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.

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(636): I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss. (314): Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call. http://tfl.nu/9b26

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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn

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(413): Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn http://tfl.nu/brfq

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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.

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(310): I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you. http://tfl.nu/hk53

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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink

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(402): I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink http://tfl.nu/3wto

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How was it playing wingman?

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I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed

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(847): How was it playing wingman? (312): I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed http://tfl.nu/t31c

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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.

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(330): I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished. http://tfl.nu/wyym

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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage

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(757): It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage http://tfl.nu/6fy5

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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.

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(831): ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty. http://tfl.nu/yaxr

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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.

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(303): I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process. http://tfl.nu/smqj

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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.

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(928): He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school. http://tfl.nu/sa5d

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