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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Now it won't go down.

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  You've got a gift.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship

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• (716): View more from New York

  angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.

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• (818): View more from California

  I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.

  (818): View more from California

  I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"

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