At least make sure they are 18
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"