It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She swung at the pinata with crutches
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
is that a dick in a sweater?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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