Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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