I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
His nipple licking is glorious
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